Paul (monotone): Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Gets Stoned. Harry Potter and the Bong of Secrets.
Chels: None for Prisoner of Azkaban, though?
Quincy: Azzaban. Hm.
Chels and Amanda (in unison): Azkaban.
Quincy: Akzaban?
Chels: Azkaban.
Quincy: Azkerbarn?

And they're letting him have a passport.